A Day in The Life of Auggie
Buzz, buzz, buzz, boy I wish he would turn that alarm off, it's just so not a pleasant way to wake up. My master does some silly things. Well I do have to go to the bathroom, so I should get up. I can't wait to see what other animals entered my yard last night as I slept. Sniff, sniff... Seems as if the rabbits were around again, let me follow their trail, boy would I like to catch one of them. Hey that's my neck you're pulling on. Every time I get hot on the trail this guy wants to mess it all up. Every day I catch the same scent trail and every day this guy is pulling my neck off. You think he would learn after three and a half years that I want to take off through the woods and catch those rabbits. They call him the master, I love him, but between us he's not too bright. Anyhow, now that I have gotten the morning business taken care of. It's time for breakfast, umm, umm, good. What will he be serving me on this fine morning? Wellness Healthy Dog Treats, again. Don't get me wrong I like them, but ever since he discovered my allergies it's been the same food every day. I may feel better, but I do long for the variety of the old way of eating, everything he serves now is routine. In addition to that now I only get four or five
Nope, he is barking out orders, hurry up come on, I get the same speech every afternoon. You know I am single and looking, a girl has to stay in shape. What toy should I bring? What kind of a morning is it, a ball, a stuffed cat, or maybe a stuffed Santa Clause. I know how much you love to play ball with me. treats, I used to get seven or eight. I like the part of being around him, it just feels good. In any case it's time for him to go back to school again. Look at my sad eyes you know you hate it when I look at you like this. Don't think you are getting off that easy tonight though, I won't forget your renowned words "later Auggie, later". Got him again, he falls for it every time. Just as I thought, got him, umm, umm, good. I have faith in him though, one day he'll figure it out. Umm the smell of that thing makes you want to drool, so I will.
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