A Day in the Life a Satire of Teenage Life in America
A Day In The Life A Satire of Teenage Life in America? One morning, Dana woke up and felt fat. Fat and ugly. Now, it's a given that at six in the morning, no one feels too hot about themselves, but this was a feeling that often stuck with Dana throughout the day. She knew she wasn't fat, per se, but she thought she could stand to lose a few pounds, or perhaps place those pounds elsewhere on her body. She sighed, and then heaved herself out of bed. As she walked to the bathroom, she caught a drowsy glimpse of her messy floor. There were magazines all over the place, with pictures of models whose daily regimen was three reps of sticking their finger down their throat. Dana took special care to step on the face of a particularly bright-smiled, empty-stomached young woman who was poised on the hood of a sports car, wearing a precariously short dress that could have been airbrushed on. Her face crumpled upon impact, much like the flashy red car would if it were driven into a brick wall. The bathroom door was locked. Normally, this would be a good thing, but this time she was on the wrong side of the door. She knocked, and she heard her brother's voice come muffled through the door. "What?" he said. 'What are you doing in ther
Probably because she had put it in a puddle of water on the floor. The reason that they couldn't hear Dana was that there were a bunch of seven graders sitting at a table behind them, playing Magic. She got onto the lunch line, which could easily have been mistaken for the ticket line to see the new Star Wars movie on opening day, and she waited. He was secretly (rather, not so secretly) relishing this moment. After lunch, Dana walked slowly up to Social Studies class. They had apparently gotten into an argument when one seventh grader spilled his juice box all over another seventh grader's deck. Now, if you don't mind, I am going to continue with my shower, as I've had enough of this stupid conversation! If I wanted to talk to idiots, I wouldn't have dropped out of college. He finally left, and she breathed a sigh of relief. Not wanting to ask her brother to bring her one and face embarrassment and possible blackmail, she had to dry herself off with a roll of toilet paper, thus furthering her delay. She then realized this was futile, because her hand was also bleeding. "Because life desperately wants to screw me over!" Dana shouted. I expect a note from your parents tomorrow. She finally got to the front, and to her dismay she saw that the special of the day resembled hummus with corn and peas mixed in after it has been digested.
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