Hamlet - He's Kewl
King Yo, where are the guys at? Tell them to shut the damn door. Like honestly dude, what's the problem?Messenger Chill out dawg. "The ocean, overpeering of his list, eats not the flats with more impetuous haste than young Laetes, in a riotous head. O'erbears your officers. The rabble call him lord! Man, this stuff is whack! Word on the street has it; the other Omega Bro's want Laertes to be king. They keep chanting "Laertes shall be king! Laertes shall be king!" haha toss me a drink man.Queen Those Omega guys are messed up man, like honestly "how cheerfully on the false trail they cry!", They remind me of Danish dogs man! haha, mmm Danish!King Yoooo maaaan, who broke the damn door? The RA is gonna kill me! HahaLaertes walks in casually raping the fresh prince theme songLaetes Where is the king at? Back down before I break you like chalk!All No! You can't come in here man, unless ... got any booze on you?Laertes Just let me in, I'll give you a coupon for the LCBO.Laertes Thanks boys, shut the door on your way out, alright? [som
There's such divinity doth hedge a king that treason can but peep to what it would, acts little of his will. Laertes pours himself another drink while laughing at Ophelia on the groundKing You dad was a good man Laertes, now pass me a drink dude!King joins in with laughter, pointing at Ophelia. e frat boys leave on their way to the LCBO]. We may call it herb of grace o' Sundays" [sings toxic by Britney Spears while chugging down a drink]Laertes Where's the funnel? And tell me some more about this "herb of grace"!Ophelia I said fennel, not funnel you wank! [zones out for a minute] Early morning, she wakes upKnock, knock, knock on the doorIt's time for makeup, perfect smileIt's you they're all waiting forThey go. " Where'd you learn those moves?!Ophelia You gotta move with the tune man! Besides, I'm already loaded, so I don't know what I'm doing! "A-down a-down, and you call him a-down-a" That's from the play, but I really think she's singing:Don't what you heard about meBut you can't get a dolla outta meNo Cadillac no bird you can't seeThat I'm a mother trucking P. where's my pop at?King Yeah, triple black! Its good stuff! But he's dead man. Tell me, Laetes, why thou art thus incensed". Queen Yoooo Laertes! Nice quote dawg!Laertes You haven't seen nothing yet, check this! "that drop of blood that's clam proclaims me bastard. "Laetes Dude, what the **** [BEEP] did you just say! That was insane man! But yeah, "cry to be heard, as 'twere from heaven to earth, That I must call't in question". Haha, solid eh? [turns around and gives high fives]King What's up your arse buddy? Ha-HAAA! You look like the jolly-green giant when your pissed off! Don't be all nice to him Gertrude oh-oh, heck this, "do not fear our person. If you wanna know what the deal was with your dad, you gotta be swift and buy me the new maxim! Elisha Cuthbert is so hot!Laertes Deal! [pulls out his wallet and looks at how much money he has]King Do you know the Delta boys? Those guys are messed eh?Laertes No one is messed man, everyone's cool! "repast them with my blood!"King Nice line! "Why, now you speak like a good child and a true gentleman" First you cut me up cuz you think I recked your pops, and now your telling me you're the world's nicest dude! Man, you're ****ed [BEEP]A noise within: "Let him come in man, he has beer!"Laertes What the **** [BEEP] is that?!Ophelia enters walking like a run way modelLaertes Dude, you're my sister! Go sister go! Want a drink?! "Dear maid, kind sister, sweet Ophelia!" Man, you look hot!Ophelia Woah, let's never say that again! Time for a sing off! "hey non nony, nony, hey nony, and in his grave rained many a tear, fair well you my dove!" [starts break dancing]Laertes [moving his hand up and down] "hadst thou thy wits, and didst persuade revenge, it could not move thus.
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