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Earl. It rhymed with girl. He always took a lot of heat for that. But that was before the Easter egg. The extraordinary Easter egg. Earl's extraordinary Easter egg... He got it as a gift from his mean cousin Katie that never was and never will be nice to him (she kept teasing his name). It looked like nothing special to him. Probably just some chocolate inside but it definitely wasn't an ordinary egg. This egg contained extra-terrestrial contents that have enormous potential. As he unwrapped the cheap aluminum wrapper encasing the egg, a little note fell out. At first, what seemed like an encoded language scribbled on the note moved its lines around and became American English. This is the pod of life and destruction. In the pod contains objects from the seventh dimension. Its purpose is to continue the mere existence of the universe by destroying much of it. 3,465,735,180,261 EUs received 32 EUs needed Note: The reader of this is cursed with the occupation of feeding the pod the energy it needs to complete its objective. Nice prank Kate but this is too stupid to be funny or scary, Earl thought. As he was about to throw it out, he noticed that the egg felt warm to his touch. He easily broke open the plastic she
At night, he put the pod under his pillow. It said that EU stood for energy unit, which was the universal unit for measuring energy. Suddenly, a worm wiggled to the spot where he buried the pod. The reason is that the world Earl was on is light years away from here. No I'm not stupid, I am absolutely serious with this. The "it" kept flying until suddenly, it disappeared again and where did it warp to? Earl's hand. He buried the pod and the slip and covered the hole with his bare hands. Do not feel sorry for me, instead, feel proud. Not many people would miss him, but the ones that knew him well would mourn his death. The amount of EUs needed stopped at 1. He was hoping nobody would come here to find the pod.
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