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He got it as a gift from his mean cousin Katie that never was and never will be nice to him (she kept teasing his name). It looked like nothing special to him. Probably just some chocolate inside but it definitely wasn’t an ordinary egg. This egg contained extra-terrestrial contents that have enormous potential. As he unwrapped the cheap aluminum wrapper encasing the egg, a little note fell out. At first, what seemed like an encoded language scribbled on the note moved its lines around and became American English.
This is the pod of life and destruction. In the pod contains objects from the seventh dimension. Its purpose is to continue the mere existence of the universe by destroying much of it.
3,465,735,180,261 EUs received 32 EUs needed
Note: The reader of this is cursed with the occupation of feeding the pod the energy it needs to complete its objective.
Nice prank Kate but this is too stupid to be funny or scary, Earl thought. As he was about to throw it out, he noticed that the egg felt warm to his touch. He easily broke open the plastic shell
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The “it” kept flying until suddenly, it disappeared again and where did it warp to? Earl’s hand. Then he put the bag over his head and tied a knot at his neck. Not many people would miss him, but the ones that knew him well would mourn his death. The world needs me and it’s inevitable. The pod stopped shimmering and became stone cold. Boy, Earl thought, I could be a professional baseball player with that as the ball. Oh my god, does that mean I just have given it 29 EUs overnight? Earl assumed, that means…it only has three EUs left to collect. That means that we won’t feel the effects of this “bomb” until at least three thousand thirteen years later. No I’m not stupid, I am absolutely serious with this. On it, he wrote…
Mom, Dad, and everybody I know.
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