"Yoink". This is me. Karl. I'm known as a real smartarse to my friends, and my teachers. I just took some kids lunch. Vanilla slice "Aaargghh..." Well, as you can tell, I'm also a bit of a tough kid, or at least I like to think so.
             It's the first day back. its sucks. If only I were still the..."Brring"... holidays. Sigh. I didn't miss this a single bit. Getting my book out of my locker, going to the first assembly of the year. What a bore.
             "Welcome back everyone. I hope you enjoyed the holidays. But now that you're back...YOU'RE MINE!" Same old, same old. Same speech over and over. Every year. Getting quite annoying. Not to mention boring. "But now, into the new year, we have a nice little surprise for you all. Thanks to new school budgets, the school board and I have decided to make a new set uniform. But we only have three sizes. So no pushing."
             What a drag. Not only do we have to come back to school, we have to have a uniform as well. It couldn't get any worse.
             First class in English. So it can get worse. I bet you we'll be doing some Shakespeare thing or something. Oh well, at least I've still got PE.
             "Attention school. Due to a tragic incident in the great hall, all PE equipment has been diminished. So therefore, instead of attending PE you will have double the fun, with double the English. That is all. Thankyou." Bangg!! School just hit rock bottom. Thank god they invented recess. Now, let's get into some mischief. "Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha".
             "Ahh, Martin old buddy, can I interest you in a wet willy?" "Why ceitainlyyyyy yuck" "Sucker".
             The rest of the day was as bigger drag, as the beginning except for odd amusing event. But tomorrow was going to be bad. The uniforms will come out.
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