Police Academy
Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994) 1/2This movie succeeds on only one mission -- the mission to suck. That's the only way to describe the seventh Police Academy movie. It sucks, so much so that previous entries in the series look like classics in comparison. I can't say I didn't expect it to be this bad, because once I saw the copy on the back of the box that read, "Kicking butt-ski! Making you laugh-ski! The Academy is back-ski!" I knew it wouldn't be up for any Oscars. If the most clever thing you can come up with to describe a movie
I'm consciously trying to repress the fact that I saw it in the first place. The idiot cops are off to Russia this time, in the first Police Academy movie since the end of the Cold War. I can't tell you why I invested 83 minutes of my life in Police Academy: Mission to Moscow, but I can prevent others from making the same mistake I did. Once the top-billed star is Michael "Amazing Mouth" Winslow, it's time to end the series. Sue me if I can't remember the details of Mission to Moscow. I don't need to tell you, if you have any sense whatsoever, to stay away from this movie. Here, the Police Academy veterans (starting to look a little too old for this nonsense -- old but not mature) have to stop a video game manufacturer from infiltrating the computer system and stealing money, or something like that. But it's not like George Gaynes (Commandant Lassard), Leslie Easterbrook (Callahan), David Graf (Tackleberry) and G. Bailey (Harris) have any better movies to appear in, made-for-Cinemax or otherwise. set in Russia is to put the suffix "-ski" on every word, your sense of humor-ski is underdeveloped-ski. As the series wears on and gets worse and worse, even people like Bubba Smith are refusing to star in them.
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