Hell Bound
There once was a man with a lot of trouble that followed him. It all started when he went fishing that one Friday afternoon. He was out in his boat and suddenly his fishing rod flew out of his hands. He grunted to himself and jumped in to go after he rod. All of the sudden this giant beast of a fish flew out of the water and tipped his boat over. After h got his boat flipped over, his jumped back in and rowed to shore. He was extremely angry because he got all wet. While he dragged his boat back to shore, he tripped, fell, and landed on his head. Things could not get any worse for Barney. When he finally got home, he got in the shower, got dressed, and called some friends to go to Hooters. When he came home, he didn't even say hi to his wife or kid. He gave his best friend Joe a call to see if he was up for a night at Hooters. Joe was up for it so the darted to Hooters. As they sat at Hooters, Barney thought to himself,"Geese, I really need to get a life!" That was a very true. All he ever did these days was work part time, fish, and drink. He was loosing touch with his kid and his wife. Later that night when he stumbled in, he went straight to bed. When he woke up, his wife and his kid were packing
His mother and father used to hand him upside down. From the light the lightning produced, the sky was a vast, blood red swirling funnel. Barney got in his car and squealed off. He realized that the drinking and the lack of responsibility have gone too far. Right as the beast slammed his monstrous jaws down, Barney woke up with his face on the bar table. Everyone's eyes were bulged out and their limbs were scattered and there was blood all over the walls. He took a right, parked, and went inside. As he started drinking, he started to get that weird feeling in his stomach like something was wrong. Barney had so much to drink that he passed out. But when the lightning flickered, it wasn't normal white, it was blood red. "Hey Barney, wanna go get some brewskies?" "Sure Phil, lemme get dressed and I'll meet you at Bob's Tavern. On his head where the numbers '666'. By that time, the storm was kicking in. He rolled up to Bob's, walked in, greeted Phil, and sat down at the bar. After barney woke up the Sunday morning, he immediately checked himself into rehab.
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