Different Horror Scenario's
A major drawback that continues to plague movies of the horror genre is the style in which the "victim" is portrayed. No matter how crafty and sophisticated a story may be, the characters that get "iced" are always of low intelligence and their ability of logical reasoning can be compared to that of a Cape Buffalo deciding whether, or not it should cross a river full of Nile Crocodiles. What really brought these facts so clearly to mind is a post that I read on a message board. The thread asked the question "In a fight for your life who would you rather fight Freddy, or Jason?" as I was pondering the question a light bulb began to flicker dimly in the area of my brain where thought is processed. When the idea was complete I kind of snickered to myself and quietly recited the words that had been spoken before me by that other intellectual giant Wile E. Coyote "Genius, sheer genius". With that being said I knew it was now time to explore the methods in which I would use if placed in various scenarios of horror. There are many different scenarios' that can be used but I'll stick to the basics, you know unstoppable teen mass killers, genetically mutated animals, possession, haunting, serial kille
I would watch Pat Robertson non-stop for twenty-four hours a day until the demon had exorcised itself. Next I would have to select proper bait, and since I am big on human preservation live bait is out of the question, so once again a manikin comes into play. Before removing my skates I would once again go to center ice where Jason now laid in a fetal position, I would give him one more solid kick to the groin and as I departed I would try not to notice the snot-bubble coming out of his mask. I'd play around with this for a while and let the zombies try to gumb me, but when bordem set in, I would simply open fire with my endless supply of heavy artillery. Realizing that he had been made the fool, Jason would storm out of the dwelling hell-bent on separating my head from my shoulders. What happens next is cruel and humiliating for the shark because as soon as I felt a tug, I would viscously set the hook. So my first move would be to temporarily take up residence in the artic. No, I'd just leave him to live out the remainder of his days swinning on the bottom of the sea eating grass like a toothless carp. But they seem to have little thought and are extremely slow, which I have mentioned earlier is a plus for me. Due to the superb construction all it takes is one punch and while it doesn't knock the flesh-eater out, it equalizes removing the zombies only weapon; it's teeth. First I would like to start with the question that sparked this gauntlet of imagination. As the first zombie approached I would coordinate the manikin in a fistic pose, and as the zombie got near I notice that it has a memory of 1930s boxing, you know putting the dukes up. Now the final step could be fatal for me as well as the demon, but it's a process that must be done unless I want to involve a priest. The fists would be of unbreakable titaninum brick (hey this is fantasy) and a motor would propel the upper half of the body like a helicopter.
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