Mona: waving the multicolored flashlight. Our setting is a very boring planet in the middle of
two points in the galaxy. This planet is doomed for destruction by the Galactic Hyperspace
Planning Council to make way for a hyperspatial express route that will run through our star
system. This is a special report from The United Relocation Committee in the hopes of preparing
the majority of the population for the inevitable move to Earth. This report is designed to help
with synthesizing our Altarian culture to that of the Earth. Earth, as you all know, is the best
chance for creating homeostatic environment between two cultures, one of which is ours since
theirs is considered "Mostly Harmless" by some standards. We, as intelligent being on our planet,
must learn to live by a few of these new social rules that Earth calls "ethics*".(*said with a bit of
an accent) We have set up a program so that you may learn Earth customs and "ethics*" along
with our most veteran space explorer, Lieutenant Dodge de Neon, as he investigates Earth. The
countries that were selected were not at random. It is quite simple really, The United Relocation
Committee chose countries that are believed to be the purposed accepting end of about 55.6% of
all archaic signals that have, for some unknown reason, been noticeable for twenty-three minutes
on a few old broadcasting channels that are still used to check for intelligent life on other planets.
The countries that have sent most of the broadcasting are believed not to need such necessary
visits as those on the receiving end because all these special broadcasts will be aired every day
between eight and ten d.m. in the hopes of teaching everyone all about these countries with least
amount of Altarian tax dollars being spent.
Focus in on the small car arriving in country a.
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