The Creative Mind of the SpunkMaster
Pyro explodes from The Nassau Coliseum in the heart of Long Island, as the 2nd PCW PPV kicks off with Metallica performing "Seek -N- Destroy" to open up the show !! The crowd is psyched up for this show tonight folks !! Your commentators at ringside are Jackass JR and King Zio !!!( "All The Small Things" by Blink 182 plays over the sound system )JACKASS JR - Here comes Ashley Marty, leading her punk brigade of Cristian Maiullo, Craig Grauso, and Tim Ogden to do battle with the GOD Squad. ( "Revolution" by Kirk Franklin plays )KING ZIO - Here comes the GOD Squad, consisting of Michael Morganti, Kevin Cahill, and Father Joly with Maria Nouri and Kelly Dow. Wait !! Another body has made his way through the curtain, its no...IT CAN'T BE !!JACKASS JR- ITS THE SULTAN OF THE SAX !! ITS RANDY SILANG !!!!The Punk Pit comes out strong, but the lanky body of Morganti enables him to toss Craig around the ring like a sack of potatoes. Ogden gets a point for his team by taking out the ankle of Michael, and the two Punk Pitters proceed to give Morganti a wish-bone !! Morganti is writhing in pain from the shock of his legs being separated in that cruel type fashion.Cristian goes to backdrop Cahill, bu
Spunkmaster - Well, that was anti-climactic, wasn't it?King Zio - What did he say, JR?Jackass JR - Forget it King. King Zio - She's out cold JR!! Mamacita is finally getting some revenge!!Jackass JR - Don't talk too soon, King. Allison does the same, bringing Dave Monti into the match. thats Melissa Connor !! The Great Franny's pride and joy !! What purpose does she have here ??!!Melissa goes to the site where the 2 men are laying, knocked cold. FRANNY - Are you surprised ??!! Of course you are !! Tonight, PCW has just witnessed the birth of a new order, one which will dominate this federation for years to come, fans, I give you, The PC Thesbian Society !!!( Just then, the Scottish National Anthem hits, and the Spunkmaster and The Commissioner Jai Patel enter the arena )SPUNKMASTER - Oh no they didn't !!!COMMISH - Oh but they did. McHale pulls his always-ready microphone from its holster on his hip. LONG ISLAND NEW YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK!!!!!!!!!!!!"As expected, the mention of the area's name drives the crowd to near insanity. And there right in front of her is The Head Cheerleader. I think they're making goo-goo eyes at each other!!Spunkmaster - They accompany each other to the ring, Z, but let's see if they can work together inside it.
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