"Linda, why don't you meet your boy friend today?" "Oh, Amy, Are you crazy? Meeting a jerk like him right before my birth day is like a nightmare." "But still¡¡ It's your 20th birth day. Why don't you just call him then?" My boy friend, John, he has been acting like a jerk since when we were young. He always forgets my birth day and to save money, he didn't buy me a music tape but always recorded the songs with his own voice. One day, he said that he is going to give me present that is really sexy. His offer was good enough to make me feel so happy. I've never thought that he would buy me a present like that. But as soon as I opened the box, once again, I realized that he was a real jerk. He bought me an underwear, which is way too big for me. "How could you do this to me?, don't you even know how to make girls' happy?, do you think it looks sexy?" "Oh, I didn't know it would be too big for you, but you know what?, I think baggy is sexy. Promise me to show yourself with that underwear on later, ok? Haha~" Even though he's a jerk like that, I had to call him. Being with a jerk is better than being alone on my birthday. "Hello?" "It's me¡" "Who? Who's this?" "Gosh, it's me Linda!" "Oh, you should have told me your name before. Anyway, why did you call me?" "Do you want to go to the movies if you have time?" "No!" "Why?" "I don't want to spend money on watching a movie." "Ok, I'll pay for you. Now, happy?" "Ok, I will see you at the theatre at 2:00" I asked my sister for some money and went out to meet that jerk. "Linda~~!" He was walking toward me with smile. If he wasn't smiling, I would have almost punched his face. I bought two tickets. What kind of a guy asks a girl to pay? Stupid jerk. We had some time because the movie starts at 3:30 and suddenly he suggested an idea to kill some time. "Linda, do you want to play a game? From now to 3:00, I will hook up a girl, and you hook up a boy, and whoever hooks up faster will get both of ...