Women vs Men
(Or That's Just What We Let Them Think) Call me Sybil. I have two personalities. One is the helpless, quivering mass that men like to call "vulnerable" and "female" and the other is pure Paige. The latter is in your face, pull the bootstraps up and take the bull by the horns. This duality has occurred by necessity, not by choice. For years men have been allowed to think that they are the dominant gender, the great providers, and what God had intended humans to be. Little do they know that God is really a She. There are great differences between men and women, some of which are cleanliness habits, thought processes, and child rearing. As the great Maurice Chevalier sang, "Thank Heaven for little girls." Women differ from their male counterparts physically, that is a no-brainer. However, one of the greatest differences between the sexes arises in the grooming department. Women are taught at a very young age that females are to be beautiful, graceful, tasteful, and always be neat and clean. Make-up and beauty treatments are being bought so that women can maintain the illusion of whatever the current trend is. But underneath all that translucent powder and body glitter is a basical
Men, on the other hand, look at the process like waging a war. Women will thoughtfully mull over the question and give an answer that is both correct and definite. Civilized women cannot go a day without some sort of bathing ritual. Men believe it is important to know the "Stance". Men will always have an affinity with Pigsty, will make an epic adventure of taking the trash out, and make Dr. Speaking of children, the greatest difference between genders occurs in child raising. Women will always think rationally, walk a hundred miles for running water, and be number one in the eyes of their children. Regardless of the trials and tribulations, a woman will wash. Boys will learn how to be virile and master the fine art of pick-up lines. A woman will open the box, pour out the contents, READ the instructions, and then proceed to correctly assemble the bike or pay. This lesson in body arrangement does not include the importance of correct trajectory. Men will stare at the pieces and parts like they are reading runes, ignoring the detailed instructions and pretty pictures some poor slob had to draw and proceed with the scratching ritual. Men also seem to have the innate ability to have olfactory impairment.
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