barney is evil
Face it, thousands of people know it: Just the thought of a purple tyrannosaurus being in control of millions, if not billions, of young minds should strike fear into the hearts of any sane person. Some people say it's only a cheap show by a company, which I prefer not to mention. Yes, that's true. But Barney himself wields enough power to alter the fate of the earth. Barney could easily convince the children of earth that people who don't like him are evil, and should be destroyed. There are several reasons for my statement.1st, Barney teaches that kids should be part of the crowd. Example of this: When Barney arrives, no children mess up, and they sing and dance in perfect unison. If ever a child is upset or jealous, Barney says something or sings a song and the child will hop up and join the group. Or, a child may be doing something else, something halfway educational, Barney will walk over and convince the kid to do what the group is doing instead of promoting his/her independent ideas.2nd, Barney gives children bad ideas. Examples of this: Telling kids beehives are fun to play with, that it's fine to play over a hot, boiling pot with no adult supervision, again save the Purple One, and that independen
Learning to share and take turns and such is not so easy, and there are usually plenty of tantrums and fights on the outside, and plenty of upset feelings on the inside. Instead of any reprimandation, he giggles and sends them on their way. The time of the Purple Holocaust is coming. " A four-year-old girl in Pensacola, FL, who learned that Barney appears on television while she is at preschool, threated to boycott school until her parents agreed to tape it for her. On Barney, even if the situation came up (which it clearly wouldn't, because there are always enough treats to go around), they would have just smiled and immediately broken the cookie in half. Well, from Cookie Monster, they learn that those feelings of selfishness are perfectly normal (why do you think so many of the Muppets are "monsters"? Children are very afraid of their "bad" emotions), that even if there isn't a simple solution, that by weighing the various sides of an issues, they can decide what is truly important to them. Kinda makes you long for the educational days of "Pee-wee Herman". If you've ever compared an episode of "Sesame Street" to "Barney and Friends", you'll find one big difference. On extremely rare occasions, they do say things like, "I want to go next," "No, I want to go next," "Let's go together!" All with a stupid grin on their faces that shows that there was never any real argument. Prepare yourself now, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
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