Q: What is the difference between a pregnant blonde and a
             light bulb?
             @ You can't unscrew a light bulb.
             Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
             @ Gee, Are you sure it's mine?
             Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
             @ Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
             There were three women who were at the gynecologist
             having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first
             woman "in what position was the baby conceived"
             "He was on top ", she replied.
             "You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.
             The second woman was asked the same question.
             "I was on top ", was the reply.
             "you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.
             With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears.
             "What's the matter" asked the doc.
             "Am I going to have puppies".....
             Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
             @ So they know what day of the week it is.
             Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
             @ Because it kept falling out.
             Q: What is the difference between a pregnant blonde and a
             light bulb?
             @ You can't unscrew a light bulb.
             Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
             @ Gee, Are you sure it's mine?
             Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
             @ Come in her shoes...