Abstract Fights!
Once upon a time in a far away land, two of the seven Dwarfs, Dopey and Grumpy, were fired because Snow White went on an unexpected drinking binge and decided that she didn't need them anymore. They were down on their luck, tired of life, and out of money. When a letter surprisingly arrived at their hallowed out stump in the woods. It was from the King of the Leprechauns inviting them to fight in a last man standing match. Their opponents would be the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Boogie Man. The winners would get $10,000 and one night alone with Goldie Lox. They pondered over their decision for a few hours, while having a few mushrooms to eat. They finally decided they would be idiots if they declined the offer. So off to the castle they went, with only their fury from what had happened with Snow White. Upon arrival at the Candy Land arena, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus confronted the two Dwarfs. They were told that if they won the match the Grim Reaper and the Headless Horseman would come to visit them. So with the threat of death hanging over their heads they were unsure what to do. They talked about it till the time for the match. It started with the Dwarfs in one
Barely missing Dopey, it hit Santa Claus in the face, blinding him long enough for Dopey to grab the dilapidated ear, and shove it down Santa's fat throat. The bell rung and the match was on. With the thought of ten thousand dollars on there mind, and the pressure of death upon them. After the final decision was reached that Dopey was the winner, he woke up Grumpy and told him what just happened. The only problem was that the Easter Bunny was already on his way towards this strange gift. The Easter Bunny retaliated with throwing a hand painted flammable Easter egg. The Dwarfs got on the opposite corners and simultaneously did double tsunami back flips into the Boogie Mans head, knocking him out for the rest of the fight. The Easter Bunny swallowed the poisoned filled egg and fell over in excruciating pain. Grumpy was arrested and brought to trial for supposedly poisoning Snow White, but was later released when the witch gave a full confession of the crime. Dopey and Goldie Lox continued seeing each other off and on for years, but finally decided that it was not for the best. Dopey ran up and under the giant Bunnies feet causing the evil egg filled basket to fall, it broke all but one of the cream filled Cadbury eggs. The referee then declared Dopey the winner. The Tooth Fairy flew up wanting the first punch to be delivered from her, but got knocked back across the ring with a surprise blow from Grumpy. The Dwarfs started getting whooped up on by the Boogie Man when they got a bright idea for a new style of knock out rampage fighting. But all in all, everyone lived happily ever after.
Common topics in this essay:
Easter Bunny,
Goldie Lox,
Snow White,
Santa Claus,
Tooth Fairy,
Grumpy Dopey,
Dopey Goldie,
Headless Horseman,
Remembering Santa,
easter bunny,
Fairy Boogie,
santa claus,
snow white,
goldie lox,
lump coal,
tooth fairy,
bunny santa claus,
easter bunny santa,
dopey ran,
bunny santa,
tooth fairy boogie,
dopey picked,
dopey goldie,
arsenic easter bunny,
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