Wilt Chamberlain Talk Show
Sampson: from Geoffrey Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales: A Monks TaleAntony: from William Shakespeare's Antony and Cleopatra Dante: from John Ciardi's translated version of The Inferno Wilt Chamberlain: Today's topic is the role of women in our lives. What they do to persuade us, how they manipulate us using their natural traits to bring us to their mercy.Wilt Chamberlain: My guests today, as you may well know them, are: to my immediate right, Sampson, to the far right Antony, and to my left Dante.Sampson: May I start of this debate? I feel that women are the root of ALL evil and have brought mankind itself down. All great men are in some way manipulated by women (p 191).Dante: Now, wait Sampson, not all women are created evil. I on the other hand have had one great and true love my whole life, which was reciprocated fully. Beatrice not only loved me while she was alive, but proved her love to me as she sent Virgil to me as a guide through purgatory (p130). If that does not prove that some females have good in them, nothing will.Wilt Chamberlain: Love only one woman? You mean like just one at a time right? Not for just one day, but for
Sampson: Since she died at such a young age, she never had the chance to betray you. You may make choices that decide how they perceive you and of course when the Day of Judgment comes, you may find yourself in a predicament. My wife, whom I should be able to trust more than my own self, took that liberty to give my foes a permit for my end. Dante: That was in a fit of rage and she forgave me for it as she learned that her beauty far surpassed that of Octavia (p 19). your whole life? I mean I am known for loving hundreds of ladies. To say that God himself has no guide in the lives of mortal man is as asinine as you are sir. Good night to all the ladies out there watching my show. God himself guided me to the life I live now and I will spend the rest of my days in his debt (p 186-189). She faced persecution for eternity to help save my life. No matter how much you may try to stray me from my beliefs Sampson, I will forever and always belong eternally to Beatrice (p 138). Wilt Chamberlain: Antony would you get things started for us? Antony: Since I myself believe in many gods, I feel they play little role in the life of a man. Wilt Chamberlain: How about you Antony? You have been pretty quiet over there!Antony: Well Sir Chamberlain, leader of the Lakers army, although Cleopatra's love and mine had its high points as well as lows, I must agree with Sir Dante that not all women are bad. Sampson: Well explain this to me, how is it I too could love with all my heart and sole, only to have it formed into a dagger in my back.
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