Warning

I shall wear an 18-inch gold chain around my neck,

With PAULA written on a block of gold.

I’ll make up for all those times that I was told NO!

So when I start to do crazy and insane things,

Don’t be astonished.

When YOU are drinking tea and reading newspapers,

Or fixing your false teeth.

I will wear big Reebok socks half way up my shins,

With my joggies pulled up,

And a baby blue GAP jumper on.

I’ll run through parks and hospitals naked,

And explain that I only did it cause I was bored. end my money on sexy underwear, tight

Trousers and jewellery.

Cause their will be no limits to what I can do.

I will sit all night in the middle of the street,

With a bottle of vodka in my hand

And sing songs at the top of my voice.

I shall demand the best seats for every football game.

Just think what I could be getting up to.

Rock Climbing, bungee jumping or even if it’s

Weight lifting in the gym.

I’ll go clubbing in Ibiza, and swimming in the Caribbean

Ocean.

It will still be more adrenaline pumping, fat burning,

Party jumping more fun than you will EVER have.

I shall eat toffee popcorn for breakfast, and play Rugby

With men (and beat them all up).

YOU will be a bore all your life!

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