Ha! Got you fooled till you didn't know which way was up; you thought you had it all figured out didn't ya, DIDN"T YA! Here now, think twice. You saw me, a roller on an automobile mass production assembly line, end of story? BAM, if you think that's all, boy, you got something else coming. I've seen it all, pickup trucks, sports cars, smart cars, hubcaps, rimcaps, spoiler caps, heck even cap caps. My buddy Hoser, at least that's what we call him, well he's an air compressed wrench on a PI_j420_m20469 precision robotic arm. He thinks I'm a loud mouth, and that I talk a lot. He doesn't believe the stories I tell him, like, for example...
             This time, just I was the roller who jammed when the first smart car almost got off the pressing station rack. I stopped for a good reason too, That dang thing was the ugliest car I've ever seen in my 120 year long life, and let me tell ya. I saved the car market, when that tiny Japanese investor saw the smart car halt to a stop on me, he thought it was a sign from Buddha, so he didn't invest and they put the technology into a Mercury Cougar. That year the Cougar was nominated best car of the year by every car magazine there was, and they made a surplus of 17 billion. But no, forget the roller that saved the entire market.
             All right that was one of my weirder stories, but this other time, at roller camp, I learned how to do a 360, 540, 720, 900, 1080, and everything up to at 126598930, that one took me a while to learn.
             Anyway, one time, this new guy whom started working there. He always lubed everyone but me, he skipped me every single time for 3 weeks, until one time when he passed over me, I rolled his shirt into the machine and bruised and beat his hand real bad, yup. Now they call me the roller from hell. Shows them right, the new guy heard this and lubed me 4 times a day, and gave me more lube each time. We are good friends now.
             After th...