A Disturbingly Perfect College

college student faces general issues, like never being able to find a decent parking space,

having little money from the high cost of everything and dealing with cantankerous

professors. Now bend the current scope of reality and try to envision an idealistic college

without the above mentioned problems.

Here at Clinton University located in Perfect, Pa, many of the common problems

of other universities simply do not exist here. A major problem on college campuses

everywhere is on campus parking. At most schools, students complain that a feasible

number of available and convient parking spaces can not be found or are at least one mile

walking distance from class. Here at the university the number of parking spaces is never a

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Which reality would college students prefer to mentally exist in ?. Parking spaces are

strategically placed throughout the campus to minimize the time it takes to get from the

spaces to the classrooms. Students here will always be able to get in contact with their

professors, via e-mail, phone or in their office.

All students who attend here will be pleased to know that they will not be hounded

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by excessive costs of tuition, room and board and books.

For everybody, college is something different, whether it is a great

experience, an average one or a really bad one.

Professors here at Clinton University are very pleasant and always helpful to

students. As an added bonus, professors

chosen to teach here are paid a very competitive salary and are given a home in a private

housing community. All cars are watched by an independent security team twenty-

four hours a day and video cameras are secretly placed everywhere to record any possible

car theft or vandelism. Unfortunately, in real life, college students

have to deal with a multitude of annoyances and hassles from surrounding college life. Tuition is also

lowered due to many large donations from the the school’s namesake, William Jefferson

Clinton. The school was given a book printing company as a gift and therefore can print all

the texts they need for next to nothing to reduce the cost to all students. A five story underground parking garage is available for students who live on

campus who do minimal driving while here at school and there is another twelve story

above ground parking garage for faculty and commuter students. Some students also get to question the

hopeful teachers to see if they deserve to teach at Clinton. There are multiple

interviews each applying teacher must go through.

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