Math Proves Women Are Right

             Since the beginning of time, women have theorized that men are evil. Carry Nation, an American Temperance Agitator; states this theory in her own words, "Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils." Never proven as a fact, this preliminary layout has been retained for thousands of years. However, this theory now has enough substance to become a truth. No longer must women hold on to the mere strings of a speculation. No longer must women doubt the extent of the existence of evil in men. It is now justifiable by mathematical proof that men are indeed evil.
             To begin, it is a fact that men equal money. Couples "going Dutch," or each person agreeing to pay his or her own expenses, are becoming more popular in American society. I do not hold any objections to this form of dating; actually, I mainly prefer it. However, while most women are pleased with doing the simpler (read: cheaper) activities, most men like anything that involves toys. Few guys can resist an activity that involves cars or weapons. While most women would find a picnic a grand way to spend the afternoon, most men would prefer go-kart racing or playing paintball. Even if the woman agrees to go go-kart racing, she still has an obligation to look date-worthy. She has to buy make-up, hair products, and clothes to fit the event. In other words, the average woman would spend approximately fifty to seventy-five dollars for a single date. The guy can get away without spending a dime in date preparation. Then, on top of all of these other expenses, are anniversaries. Most women by now realize just the expense of guys' gifts. Most women would be happy with clothes (one less expense for date-wear), and, if the men take a few extra minutes to look around, they can find two shirts for the price of one of their ties. Also, most women would be overjoyed at getting something homemade, and that kind of gift hardly costs anything. M...

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