Colloquial Infections Speak Nefarious Constituent
             This paper's theory maintains it's subservient sovereignty. It
             conjectures a somniferous encounter with an adroit description:
             colorless green ideas sleep furiously. Neither will people completely
             understand the importance of the aforementioned "adroit description" or
             the contributions of it's author to the field of Linguistics; but it's
             the intendment that if we focus on the thoughts and the developments the
             author has given us, we will better understand not only linguistics but
             learn more about how linguistics has an appurtenant relation to the
             The author in question is Avram Noam Chomsky. He is an important
             American linguist, social critic, and political activist. Born in
             Philadelphia, Pennsylvania on December 7th 1928 to William and Elsie
             Chomsky, he grew up during the Great Depression which greatly moved him
             His father was a Hebrew scholar that emigrated from Russia in 1913
             to evade the possibility of being drafted by the Tsarist army. (Maher &
             Groves 120) Upon arrival in the United States, William worked in
             sweatshops in Baltimore, Maryland. He subsequently managed to work his
             way through Johns Hopkins University supporting himself by teaching in
             Baltimore Hebrew elementary schools.
             After moving to Philadelphia, he and his wife began teaching at
             the religious school of the Mikveh Israel congregation. Eventually, Dr.
             Chomsky was to become principal of this school. From his father, Noam
             was introduced to the field of linguistics and received some early
             information in the historical principles linguistics.
             Chomsky's mother, Elsie, was and is equally significant to Noam's
             development as a thinker, a teacher, and an activist. Her political
             consciousness had encouraged him, from a very young age, to look further
             than his present social context and into the area of political a...