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Wrotten Song -

There have been a lot of terrible tunes in the past, ranging everywhere from new wave pop, to 70's disco, to some really bad 80's metal. The 90's succeeded in topping all of these with the creations of the pop princess, and the boy-band. Everyone knows the terror that ensues when a group of overworked and underpaid Applebee's waitresses decide it's time to embarrass you for the rest of your life. Nothing says "I Suck!" like Los Del Rio's "Macarena". Celine Dion stopped my heart and made me heave with "My Heart Will Go On". Sonny and Cher's "The Beat Goes On" made me feel like I'd been beaten to death after it was over. Ultimately though, the bowels of hell were built on the shoulders of a single man. Sisqo sucks, plain and simple, it just can't be explained in any better words. I sat and pondered for many hours trying to derive the perfect phrase to begin this paper. In the end, I had to use "Sisqo sucks," I felt that I was lying to myself if I used anything else. +"The Thong Song," a late 90's R&B ode to the g-string, is by far the worst song ever created. It sustains this position


Sisqo started his reign of terror on the U. Finally, this song just never ends. I believe it's still playing in IMAX theatres for a low price of $39. I truthfully believe that the song is 38 minutes and 43 seconds long from start to finish, with two intermissions and closing credits. with "Unleash the Dragon," or whatever the fuck that CD's called, I don't really give a shit. " This is enough suck to last me for a whole year, but unfortunately enough he continues with "I think I'll sing it again," no. Sisqo continues this meander of noise with "Thighs like what, what, what. " If I was a thigh, and I saw a "dump like a truck" coming out of my body's ass, I must say that I'd be screaming a lot more than "what, what, what. The song seemingly goes on till the end of eternity, as I fall forever through a spider web of retarded monkeys and hootchie-mommas. " This plays in sequence with an over-dub of Sisqo mindlessly muttering the chorus in melodramatic and exaggerated idiom.

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