(satire) A solution for the Israel-Palestine
(This paper is a satire not to be taken seriously to any extent.)Throughout the ages, virtually every social custom changeable has been changed in one way or another. The way we communicate, the way we express our thoughts, the role of women, etc., are all proper examples. Yet some things remain, even though they don't have to. Some even linger on, even though they are undesirable. What is perhaps the worst of all of these customs is war, or the waging thereof. Millions of lives have been claimed by this social phenomena, yet it seems no one has tried to do anything about it. Of course, trying to avert war in general may not be enough. Case in point: religious wars. No single issue can divide people more than religion, because obviously the consequences of succumbing to a different god (or no god) have enormous consequences (which is an understatement). Obviously social action must be taken if any of us value peace.One such problem is a conflict between two peoples, the Palestinians and the Jews. Who could blame them? They're two unrelated races, two unrelated religions, and two unrelated languages. Of course, they're so opposite that war would quite possibly be inevitable. Consequently, one race may have tend
Even then, we're lucky; it seemed as if the fighting in that region would be perpetual. Sure, it seems pretty overzealous, almost psychotic, but say that to the victims of the suicide bombings. Weapons may also bee needed, in which case we'll graciously provide them with ample bio weapons, flame throwers, and rocket launchers. In fact, they have the nerve to get upset when the Israelis strike back with even greater force, taking even more lives. With my extensive biographical documentation of the events, along with hundreds of news article written on the situation, I think I can help enlighten those who cannot arrive at any coherent solution. Land would suddenly sell at cheap prices, and the Palestinian occupied territories (now) would have new markets available. Clearly, the Palestinians are dangerous and must be stopped. My solution will create peace for both sides. What greater punishment could there possibly be for these people than death? I propose we first hunt and capture every single Palestinian in the region. Sharon would no longer be of any use. Racial tensions would be gone, because the Palestinians and Israelis would live in two separate places.
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