Valentines Day

how I control myself from the immense excitement. Please note the complete

and utter sarcasm hidden in the latter statement. What a load of crap.

Valentines day is one great big facade. If there was ever an occasion during

the year that appears overwhelmingly pleasant, yet in actual fact just

a sordid excuse for a day, it would be Valentines day. And for those

unfortunate people who are actually bothering to read this email I suggest

you refrain from judge me and accusing me of being basically bitter. Yes, I

do admit that once again I am single on Valent

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Thus, in effect, can then untangle the

web that they have ever-so-carefully woven with their mistake. This is essentially because they have done or

are doing something they shouldn't. In this case the merchandise only requiring to merely resemble

love and to exist at a obscenely overprice amount. What is Valentine's day? In my

opinion (which I might add probably or definitely doesn't weight much to

most people, particularly to those who are somewhat tiresome of my

continuous chain of bitter emails), Valentines Day is not a day where

people can show "their loved ones'" the extent and deepness of their

feelings of each other by the purchasing of lame gifts that resemble

something "warm and fuzzy" like flowers, chocolates or pitiful stuffed toys)

In reality Valentines Day is fundamentally a day where two goals can be

achieved. Forgive me? Harsh, I admit, but

true. For example;

sorry babe, I didn't mean to fuck your best friend but heres a red rose

because its valentines day and I love you. Now, goal number two;

this goal is for the partner in the relationship who is needs a desperate

excuse to earn brownie points. This goal is for

the single people of the world. First goal; like any other special day, is a goal for retail,

where stores can have a field day in selling extensive quantities of

merchandise. ines Day and hence will not

receive a gift, but this is not foundation of my outright disinterest and

disapproval of this "loving occasion". In other words, a glorious

opportunity to rub about 10 kg of salt into our already painful wounds.

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