You are an independent single man and live in you own apartment. Your married friends envy your carefree lifestyle, where nobody can disturb your while you are verging out, watching football for hours, where nobody burdens you with responsibilities and bills, and dirty diapers. Well, you are sitting in your favorite armchair, watching your favorite team win on TV, drinking your favorite beer, feeling absolutely happy and satisfied with your life. Suddenly, the phone rings and your girlfriend's delightful voice informs you that she is on her way to your place and you have a definite chance to see her in the nearest twenty minutes. You are looking around and see a place that looks more like a barrack. What a mess!
             Do not panic! Take a deep breath and get to it. First, go to the kitchen. You must clean it first for women are usually crazy about the dirty kitchen utensils that are placed all around. So, take big garbage bags and put all dirty dishes, forks, glasses, and mugs into it. You will clean all this later, or, you can always invite your mother to visit you and she will take care of it. Open the kitchen cabinets and place the heavy bags that are full of kitchen utensils in it. Then, go to the dining room. All these empty beer bottles that you and your friends so carefully collected over the last couple of weeks do not look appropriate on the dinner table. Take them all, put into another garbage bag, and look for the place where you can hide them before your romantic evening is finished, killed, ruined. Since your kitchen cabinets are occupied by bags of kitchen utensils, you can place your bottles in the closet. Make sure that the closet is locked and will not open at the most unsuitable moment and everything fall out. After that, collect all your
             socks. Yes, all those socks so artistically scattered all around. Hide them under your sofa and make sure that none of them is missed. Now, everything s...