Soccer is the number one sport in the world. If you go to a sports bar in Latin America or Europe, that's what you will hear. Soccer this, soccer that. But come on, who would even conceive preferring soccer than the soothing sport of golf? But no, this soccer fervor is atrocious. You go to South America, and see the "Copa Libertadores" and one can witness how nationalism and fanaticism has strange effects on people, and how they completely contradict each other. All for kicking a black and white ball back and fourth across a green playing field recently cut by some underpaid minority who most likely lives in the same neighborhood as one of the famous soccer players did.
             Everyone likes unity. It's a wonderful human way to co-exist amongst others. Unity brings a world of joy and equality In Mexico; soccer games feverishly unite the masses. "YES! SCORE! MEXICO IS THE BEST COUNTRY TO HAVE EVER LIVED! WE MUST REVERE AND WORSHIP!" Until, the final score is influenced by three consecutive goals of the opposing time, which brings Mexico to its loss. "Damn this country. This game was bought out; Mexico is completely and utterly corrupt." Let us all root for hypocrisy. Then everyone, honest towards their own and incredibly true feelings, goes back home to whine. The unification of people is something brilliant. "Babe, I'll be right there, I gotta' watch the game first. It's the final." A realization that has come across to several is that it is always the final. No matter what game it is, it is always classified as the final. An effective example of a proper union. Let the girlfriend sit there, while the man gets his kick out of the little rotating ball. As Huxley accurately put it, "What we love will ruin us."
             Latin American professional soccer teams are usually made up of men who have had a very unfortunate life... coming from the lower classes. But now, every
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