King Yo, where are the guys at? Tell them to shut the damn door. Like honestly dude, what's the problem?
             Messenger Chill out dawg. "The ocean, overpeering of his list, eats not the flats with more impetuous haste than young Laetes, in a riotous head. O'erbears your officers. The rabble call him lord! Man, this stuff is whack! Word on the street has it; the other Omega Bro's want Laertes to be king. They keep chanting "Laertes shall be king! Laertes shall be king!" haha toss me a drink man.
             Queen Those Omega guys are messed up man, like honestly "how cheerfully on the false trail they cry!", They remind me of Danish dogs man! haha, mmm Danish!
             King Yoooo maaaan, who broke the damn door? The RA is gonna kill me! Haha
             Laertes walks in casually raping the fresh prince theme song
             Laetes Where is the king at? Back down before I break you like chalk!
             All No! You can't come in here man, unless ... got any booze on you?
             Laertes Just let me in, I'll give you a coupon for the LCBO.
             Laertes Thanks boys, shut the door on your way out, alright? [some frat boys leave on their way to the LCBO]. O thou vile king, Give me my father.
             Queen Yoooo Laertes! Nice quote dawg!
             Laertes You haven't seen nothing yet, check this! "that drop of blood that's clam proclaims me bastard. Cries cuckold to my father, brands the harlot even here between the chaste unsmirched brow of my true mother. Haha, solid eh? [turns around and gives high fives]
             King What's up your arse buddy? Ha-HAAA! You look like the jolly-green giant when your pissed off! Don't be all nice to him Gertrude oh-oh, heck this, "do not fear our person. There's such divinity doth hedge a king that treason can but pee
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