The fact that the island was remote and uninhabited, the Captain was
            
 incompetent, the colonists were flexible, and Mary Hepburn had a genius
            
 plan of artificial insemination all kept the population of humans on Santa
            
    The Galapagos islands, being located west of the Peruvian coast,
            
 "separated from the mainland by one thousand kilometers of very deep water,
            
 very cold water fresh from the Antarctic" (Vonnegut 3).  The islands are
            
 described as a "sailor's nightmare where the bits of land were mockeries,
            
 without safe anchorage or shade or sweet water or dangling fruit, or human
            
 being of any kind" (17).  Santa Rosalia was the "northernmost of the
            
 islands, so all alone, so far from the rest" (43).  However remote, the
            
 islands were mysteriously occupied with life forms such as geckos, rice
            
 rats, lava lizards, spiders, ants, grasshoppers, and tortoises.  What
            
 Darwin referred to as magic for these animals to have lived on these
            
 islands, also proved to be magic for those aboard Bahia de Darwin as well.
            
    Another contributing factor to the colonists' survival was the
            
 inadequate Adolph von Kleist.  In fact, we are told that the "combination
            
 of the Captain's incompetence . . . has turned out to be of incalculable
            
 value to present-day humankind" (139-40).  If the ship had ever reached
            
 Balta, which the Captain desperately wanted to do, those aboard "would have
            
 found it devastated and depopulated by yet another package of dagonite"
            
 (233).  His incompetence kept the ship at sea for days--he had no map and
            
 continued to rely on his "big brain," which was misleading him.  He kept
            
 steering the ship to put the sun where it was supposed to be, according to
            
 his big brain.  We are later told that the ship was sailing far too north.
            
 (243).  About a week later, they are still lost, with the Captain still
            
 "turning the ship this way and then that way" (247).  In addition, as Leon
            
 tells us that if the Captain...