And the award goes to...Dinko! Oh my goodness! I've never won anything before! Wow! This is such an honor getting the Pickle Award!! Who'd ever thought I would win?? As I do believe being the worst singer in the country is an art all by itself! And it took me lots of practice through the years and some time personally, to get myself at this point. But, first off, I'd like to thank all my family and friends for the non-support they've given me through this rough time. We all know what a difficult time it has been for us all. Especially when you started liking my records. Gee Mom, are you really that bored? But, seriously, I don't think I would have made it, had it not been for you guys. Secondly, I want to give my personal thanks and appreciation to my Road Manager, Kym Funn. Kym, where would I be without you my dear friend? For keeping me on the straight and narrow. So, I really DO appreciate all those times of giving me time out, yelling at me, and yep, you guessed it, even the threats of your size 7 shoe where the sun don't shine in order to make me stand there while the popcorn and tomatoes were flying at me. I even managed to duck a few of them! Yet, I did discover along the way, I'm getting real good at dodge ball! And certainly, had it not been for the rest of my staff and crew, as I know there were times you felt, and even I felt, we weren't going to make it. Times got bleak when we found out we were actually ON the charts! That's the last thing we needed. I know it certainly took a lot of hard work, let downs, and maybe even some tears as well to get us back below the charts, but I think we've made it guys! JOB WELL DONE! For, we are now below EVERYONE'S chart! Matter of fact, I don't think we even register. And of course, I certainly can't forget about my audience. For it were truly all of you that believed in me and made this possible. It's not everyday a ...