" College is absolutely great. It gives you the keys to all the doors, and you can pick which ones to open" --- a more true statement could not have been said. I have always been told of all the college is about; the freedom that is given to you, the many different people you meet, and the abundance of opportunities that are laid at your feet are just a few things that college offers. But there was one important thing that was left out of all the talks I was given: The Whole College Life Experience and all the Craziness it entails!
             My first day of college started off with high hopes of what was to come. It was like starting school for the first time. But now my every choice curtails my whole adult life. I was first encountered with the most erratic traffic I have ever experienced. There seemed to be no end to the bumper- to -bumper confusion. After searching for forty-five minutes, I had finally found a parking space --- on the opposite side of the campus from where my class was being held. This deficiency in the general accommodations of parking areas and regulation of traffic would not be my final encountering. Now my daily journey to campus starts an hour and a half before any class begins.
             Because of insufficient amount of parking, I have, as well as countless others, developed a pesky habit I would like to call unintentional stalking. Let me further explain this tragic side effect. This is when one is driven by an uncontrollable desire to find a parking space; so much so that once one spots a poor bystander walking to their car one very closely follows their every step with one's car, this leading essentially to stalking them. Sadly there is no cure for this problem. One possible solution could be the addition of another parking garage, but no one has tested that theory out yet.
             All right the parking might not be that entirely well, but the people you get to meet; they must be nice right? One might thin...