They call me Edwige because I was born in the kitchen
             my last name is Mondesir, Mondesir means my choice,
             so it was my choice to be born in the kitchen cause
             The kitchen was my favorite place to be.
             and it was my favorite place to eat.
             when I was at the age 9 I was so fat
             I was so tird of the ladies calling me
             big juju that I finally lost a cupple of
             I was thinking to coment suicide because
             my father was keep me away from the kitchen
             I am SO HAPPY HE NOT home in the afternoon
             so i can have ALL! the time in the kitchen for my self
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