RomeoJuliet Parody

             MARCY: Like oh my God, wouldn't this make the coolest accessory. It like totally complements my outfit!
             MARCY: (mumbles) Like fine, miss thing, you don't have to be so rude. Like, okay, I have to tell you something else. Guess who I saw yesterday at the mall getting a fro-yo, like, it was so totally cool amiga.
             Bonny: (false enthusiasm) Who? OH wait, I don't care. So anyways, what time is it?
             MARCY: Okay, I can get this one, like Jeff has been teaching me how to tell time...gotta prepare myself, it's uh, (looks at watch) fourteen thousand five hundred and fifty two.
             Bonny: Let me see! (walks over to Marcy)
             MARCY: Like fine, if you don't believe me you can check for myself.
             Bonny: It's eight o'clock, where's Romy? She should be here by now.
             MARCY: I don't know, she was like, suppose to meet use here at 7:45
             Bonny: Well I'm not waiting anymore, we won't get any seats. She'll find us, if she shows.
             MARCY: Like, oh my God! It's so dark in here, you know, like that closet game the guys always make me play.
             Spectators: SHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
             Bonny: Shut up, you are such a ditz! Common, let's go find seats.
             MARCY: There are like, two over there behind that totally hot baldwin!
             _____: (laughs)...ha....ha...ha....ha.....ha....ha.
             TAI: What is that annoying noise?!?!
             _____: (laughs)...ha....ha...ha....ha.....ha....ha.
             TAI: There it is again!! (looks at Marcy) It's you!!!!!!
             MARCY: Oh my God!! (nudges Bonny) it's Tai. Hey Bonny look..
             TAI: That's the princess of cats to you!
             Bonny: OOOHHH! So scared, watch me quiver in fear! I'm going to get something to drink; do you want something Marcy? (starts walking away)
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