* I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world,
             I have light brown hair, Sanrio everywhere,
             I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
             I have tons of flares, tight shirts everywhere,
             I'm Chinese, Asian girl, in a white-people world
             Egg foo young, just for fun, I do laundry.
             You're so tall, Chinese doll, eat some jook and chow mein,
             No FOBS here, egg rolls there, fortune cookie.
             Eat cha siu, eat bok choy, you can say I love Sam's club.
             Make me cook, make me clean, do whatever is mean
             I can do some kung-fu, I have loads of bamboo.
             Come jump in, let's play pool, cruise around just again,
             Look and stare, dye your hair, rent some movies.
             Gung jai mein, I'm jook sing, I go to the library
             Bot paw girls are so mean, you can say I grow string beans.
             Well lang niu, I'll use my martial arts.
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