This is the story of the bravest hero that ever walked among men. His name was Eckules and his mission was to defeat the undefeated, to conquer the unconquerable. Eckules, son of Hercules and Queen Elizabeth II, had the strength of a thousand men and the courage of ten thousand. He feared nothing and was feared by every evil thing under the sun. He was loved by everyone who knew him, and even those who had only heard the legend. He went through the land seeking those whom he could help. There was no evil thing that could break him, for he came from Krypton. By the end of his days he had routed all that posed as a threat to the rock called our earth. He killed at least a hundred sea monsters, some with swords, some with his hands. He destroyed numerous fire breathing lizards, for he had a fire of his own (that which came from his eyes.) He swam across ocean to find these villains; he flew across land as he soared on the wings of his flying dog falcore. His most power!
             ful and most memorable victory was when he came from the Far East to do battle with the purple dinosaur given the name Barney. This dinosaur had been destroying the land of prosperity, the melting pot of the world. Barney was Eckules's last adversary that walked the earth. He was destroying the mind of parents and children alike. The battle lasted only a few minutes, with his bear hands; he ripped of the head of the dinosaur and placed it high for everyone to see. It was his symbol that wherever evil lived, Eckules would be there. Wherever people were afraid to leave their house he would help. Altogether, Eckules lived 365 years, 20 days, and then was no more.
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