WHS-NEWS has just recently found out that the administration has budgeted for stuffed hall monitors! Yes, those lovable hall monitors, Frank, Maria, Donna and Becky will have a stuffed variant of themselves in just a few weeks. We asked the administration what they would possibly do with stuffed hall-monitors...
             "We really think this will lower any school disturbances because it's like having 8 hall monitors instead of just 4..." Claims a hall monitor.
             "We are planning to put Stuffed Frank in the junior lot, and Stuffed Maria in the senior lot to discourage students to leave during unauthorized times." – Stated a Dean.
             They hope to place these stuffed monitors in their chairs or cars near their natural resting areas, perhaps next to the field house door or in a car at the junior lot. Obviously, these are not just stuffed hall monitors... they are works of art, each one detailed to the last degree to ensure reliability and to instill fear in students. An anonymous tip also told us that they would be adding more muscle to the upper chest area on these manikins to further deter any type of bad behavior.
             School Assistant Principle, and previous dean explained, "The locations of the other 'Stuffed' Hall monitors is to remain confidential, but they will most likely be mobile.... so that they could be anywhere... ha ha"
             We will cover this as we receive more information, especially the different outfits they are planning to purchase for the stuffed hall monitors!!
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