* * The blond had been married about a year when one day the
             * * she came running up to her husband jumping for joy. Not
             * * knowing how to react, the husband started jumping up and
             * * "Why are we so happy?" he asked.
             * * "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" She
             * * "Great" he said, tell me what you're so happy about."
             * * She stopped jumping and was breathless from all the
             * * The husband was ecstatic as they had been trying for a
             * * He grabbed her, kissed her, and started telling her
             * * how wonderful it was, and that he couldn't be happier.
             * * Then she said "Oh, honey there's more."
             * * "What do you mean more?", he asked.
             * * "Well we are not having just one baby, we are going
             * * Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting
             * * pregnant, he asked her how she knew.
             * * "It was easy" she said, "I went to the pharmacy and
             * * bought the 2 pack home pregnancy test kit and both
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