Mary Jane is my new girlfriend for many reasons. I am sure that you will see my new girlfriend as not only a fairly reasonable decision but one that is incredibly intelligent. It may also change your thoughts about her and what her place in society is.
             Mary Jane always smells, and tastes as good as she looks. There are never any hidden faults or secrets. Which seems to be extremely important in a relationship. There is nothing worse than to be with someone, and five months down the road find out your girlfriend is not exactly the person you thought.
             Mary Jane makes me happy. She makes me laugh and can turn any situation into a good time. People these days are too up tight and need to meet someone like Mary Jane to help relieve their stress. She can make even Bob Sagat funny.
             When Mary Jane and a bong come together it is like an instant anecdote for any problem that ails ones soul. Today 70% of our world population see Mary Jane as their way of letting their problems go away for a little bit and although she doesn't fix the problem for them she makes things seem clearer and helps them to handle the situation without any anxiety.
             Being an intelligent well-rounded teacher as yourself, hopefully you have realized how Mary Jane can help make anybodies life just a little better and that people should not frown upon her but greet her with a smile and make her feel welcome anywhere.
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