Have you ever seen a girl on the computer? If you have a sister, you probably have. Sometimes they won't bother you, but at other times, they are the most annoying pests in the world.
             Girls are really weird when they are on the computer. They usually only use it for chatting, and the only other use that I've seen them use it for is downloading songs to listen to. There are many things that are annoying as hell when they are on the computer. Especially when they are chatting. They think that their social life is more important than their school life. They are on for so long, you would think that they are writing an essay on their whole life events. When you look at the screen, they have like a million chat windows open, using like 4 different chat programs, and talking to everyone that they ever met at the same time. If you actually read their messages, they use so many abbreviations that makes them look like they are talking to babies or something. They also fake humour a lot. They are always "lol"ing and it sounds like an unfinished word. Sometimes, they talk to the screen like it was alive with all the faces of the people that they are chatting to, like a!
             videophone or something. Speaking of phones, most of the time, since a lot of Internet connections don't require telephone blockage, they are on the phone and the computer at the same time. What a waste. Pulling pranks on them before when you could pick up the phone and disconnect the Internet was fun, but this is getting insane. The thing that makes the chatting psychos mad now is when the computer freezes. And it's their fault, too. When you are running 4 different chat programs and 2 different file sharing programs (God bless Napster), something bad is bound to happen. Enough of the on screen things that they do. Onto the physical things that they do and the noises that they make. The music that they download, which is like 10 gigs of MP3s, is played at
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