The art of getting f on an english paper is a complicated and difficult task that not everyone can accomplish. Yet with hard work and dedication you too can achieve this goal. This is not as easy as its sounds, but when or if you achieve it will be the proudest day of your life.
             First you must procrastinate on selecting a topic for this beatiful work of art. Put it off for as long as possible, I know it will be hard but this is a vital step in the process. Tell your self that you WILL do it but just not right now because you have more important things to do. After a few days of heart wrenching procrastination you may begin to select your topic.
             Topic selection is another vital step in the process of getting a f. Pick a very broad and non desive topic so you may wonder to other things randomly in your paper. English teachers love when you do this. Another great thing about a broad topic is it gives you the freedom to make up facts that you do not feel like looking up. Now that you have choosen this broad and wondreous topic you may move on to the next step.
             The thesis in this glorous piece of art is the most non important thing in your soon to be f paper. Why pick a thesis? All a thesis does is hold you down and give you direction, it leaves no room freedom and the wandering you so desire. If you plan on suceeding in your task you must never put a thesis statement in your paper. If you so choose to put a thesis in your paper you are sure to fail at failing.  Works Cited
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