Waiting in line allows for the displeasure of dealing with many different types of people. Most are much like you and I; however, we all to often encounter people that just need to be taken and summarily executed. These persons come in many different varieties; some of which include: the Fidgety Man, the Bitch Complainer, and finally the Mother with children that spawned for the deepest reaches of Hell. Their very existence is unpleasant, but they all live and must each be dealt with accordingly.
             The first, and least annoying of the bunch, is the Fidgety Man. He is easily recognized by his inability to stand still, his constant searching for a shorter line, and his need to handle everything he possibly can. His search for shorter lines is easily forgiven and understood, no one likes to wait in lines, still; his compulsive need to touch things is infuriating. "Fidgets" seems to think that continual motion and reading the back of every candy bar will make the line move faster. Unbeknownst to him, it does not! Handling the likes of "Fidgets" is rather simple. Simply ignore his meager existence, and hope the next in line-waiter is not anywhere near.
             The Bitch Complainer is aggravating but somewhat tolerable. She is known for her incessant criticism of the clerk's lethargic speed, continuous tirade about the product prices, and constant attempts to draw people around her into complaining as well. Her relentless verbal assault is more infuriating than "Fidget's" attack on space because everyone is forced to listen to her. Believing she can haggle the cost of her goods down, her unending price rant continues through the line to the clerk. After ordering a price check on all of her purchases, she declares never to shop at the store again, only to be seen once more next week. Sadly, she cannot comprehend that nobody cares what she has to say, least of all the poor clerk that deals with h
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