As I sit here and finish off is case of Old Style (a classic beer), I think about the first beer I ever had. Can you remember the first beer you ever had? I can, back in 4rth grade summer splitting a 6 pack with me and my homies, keeping it real of coarse. Nothing could beat those good old days. At first you said you'll never have another sip, and now you walk all the way to Lambda Chi just to get another one. Beer is one of Gods great gifts. It does several things:
             1. The biggest miracle that beer performs of coarse, is making the ugly HOT and the hot not as hot as they normally are. Every one who has been drunk has their own little story about this fanaminam. It's normally your friends who point it out to you the next day. As if you don't feel like shit already you find they have pictures. The next step of miracle is when the girl or guy who you always thought was a dream, is now some one who you are to good for. You tell your friends, "Oh shes/hes not hot you can have her/him any time." Just at that point you turn around to see her/him, and you think AUUUHHH SHHHIIITTTT!!!!
             2. The next miracle that beer performs can defiantly be seen at any party you attend. It's where the shy man turns into MR. Party. We all have seen this and we all still laugh when we think about it. Beer makes you go up to any one and tell them how you feel. Suddenly you feel the need to grab someone's cell phone to drunk dial the person on your mind. I'm sure most of you have received or gave one of these phone calls. If you're the receiver you're normally like, "Oh WOW sheshes messed up." Then you laugh and the person on the phone gets all-defensive and thinks your making fun of them. Normally drunken phone calls do bad things. Words are said that would never be said and basically you get the point.
             3. The next miracle that beer performs is the loss of memory, which is ac...