College is a transition towards a person's advancement into adulthood. Every
college student faces general issues, like never being able to find a decent parking space,
having little money from the high cost of everything and dealing with cantankerous
professors. Now bend the current scope of reality and try to envision an idealistic college
without the above mentioned problems.
Here at Clinton University located in Perfect, Pa, many of the common problems
of other universities simply do not exist here. A major problem on college campuses
everywhere is on campus parking. At most schools, students complain that a feasible
number of available and convient parking spaces can not be found or are at least one mile
walking distance from class. Here at the university the number of parking spaces is never a
problem. A five story underground parking garage is available for students who live on
campus who do minimal driving while here at school and there is another twelve story
above ground parking garage for faculty and commuter students. Parking spaces are
strategically placed throughout the campus to minimize the time it takes to get from the
spaces to the classrooms. All cars are watched by an independent security team twenty-
four hours a day and video cameras are secretly placed everywhere to record any possible
All students who attend here will be pleased to know that they will not be hounded
by excessive costs of tuition, room and board and books. Here room and board costs a
slightly less than what the average student pays now, but they get carpeting, air
conditioning, a half fridge and a coffee maker comes with each room. Students will also get
new solid oak furniture, including a bed with a plush Serta® mattress, night stand, small
coffee table and a desk; also space in
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