A Feminist Encounter of the Eleventy-Billionth Kind... Whoa...
             In the distant future of a parallel universe to the first star on the right and straight on til' something, there is an alternate Earth, or, as the inhabitants of the planet call it, U.T.E.R.U.S.(P.), the acronym standing for; Utopia Tangent to Earth Resulting in Uni-Sexual Production. Also known as "Planet U"
             A century ago, planet U wasn't referred to as planet U, in fact it was also, coincidentally, called Earth. Earth had two sexes, male and female, just as today's Earth does. However, the center of parallel Earth turned into a theoretically impossible isotope of polonium over the course of 5 billion years which changed the magnetic field that surrounds the Earth and affected only the male chromosomes in human DNA, breaking them down slowly over time, in a de-evolutionary fashion.
             It only took 7 years to completely wipe out the male population of the planet. Within a year, the magnetic field of the Earth was the number one leading cause of death to men, sky rocketing past AIDS and cancer by 1000%.
             For the first time in Earth's history, the entire planet came together, putting aside differences and disputes to put whatever resources they had into finding a solution to somehow disrupt the magnetic field without letting cosmic rays into the atmosphere, killing even more people and at the same time not blowing the Earth into tiny bits of spatial debris.
             In the end, the equivalent of over 300 trillion "normal Earth" dollars was spent trying to find a solution, unsuccessfully. Earth was left with a 100% global male casualty. In 7 years, Earth went from being 58% male, 42% female... To 100% female.
             Global repercussions were phenomenal; governments collapsed, stocks plummeted, money was worthless, cars couldn't be fixed. Scientists predicted that Earth would be void of humans within the next 80-100 years b...