Ryan Ballard 10-14-01 Advanced Composition How To Steal a Car Have you ever wanted to accelerate from zero to sixty miles per hour in less than five seconds? Or just go cruising in a high priced luxury car. This can be achieved through the art of stealing cars. Although stealing cars is a ve...

WHS-NEWS has just recently found out that the administration has budgeted for stuffed hall monitors! Yes, those lovable hall monitors, Frank, Maria, Donna and Becky will have a stuffed variant of themselves in just a few weeks. We asked the administration what they would possibly do with stuffed hal...